You know only in America can one man go to jail for fighting dogs, another get off for sleeping with a minor–with the tape to prove it–and another who less than eighteen months ago was America’s Most Hated Baby Daddy, now get offered a seven-figure contract to be a spokesmodel for a designer collection (the Christopher Brian Collection.) And get this, the sperm bag has the nerve to NOT jump at the offer…stating that he is thinking it over!
Man, please, I’ve really got to start dating UP.
