Lamenting the “slut trend” which is “so huge” people don’t even see it anymore, Barneys’ creative director Simon Doonan has written a style guide urging women to express their inner wack-job. Eccentric Glamour: Creating an Insanely More Fabulous You offers tips like, “Go gypsy” and “Seamed stockings, always” leading me to assume he means Courtney Love Insane, not Britney Spears Insane. They’re both nuts, but only Love would wear stockings.
