Dude in the swim jammers, knock it off please. Yes, you’re hot, but those weird half-leggings flatter no man, and unless you’re training for the 1200-meter freestyle in Beijing there’s no excuse. Swim cap not goofy enough for you? Put on some goggles. Just get out of those girdle trunks which make you look like you got knocked off your bike and had your jersey stolen. You’re liable to give yourself an infection.
