Who needs an in-flight movie or magazine? Get an aisle seat and study folks walking to the bathroom. Nobody seems to have rear view mirrors at home. Or a fit checker. Baggy, droopy, tight, cutting, too long, too short — too ugly.
I’ve been thinking about giving gold stars or smiley faces to the people who get it closest to right. I haven’t bought the stars yet but that’s okay — noone to give one to on this flight anyway.
–ELLIN SALTZMAN
