What kind of advice can a magazine possibly offer the legions of Stuff-reading guys hoping to date one of 25 supermodels? Leave home and get a place of your own? Turns out “How To Score with Elle Macpherson” would be a surer bet with a shorter to-do list. The lingerie-shilling swimsuit siren recently told Britain’s Esquire magazine she hasn’t had sex in two years, explaining, “I’ll go up to a guy and say, ‘I think you are so beautiful.’ But it doesn’t work.” That kind of puts her in the same league as most Stuff readers, sort of.
