The F.O.O.L., or “Fashion Offender Order Logs,” is an official database for those who have committed crimes of fashion before and who are “still considered a threat,” according to those wiseacres at thespoof.com. I pity the F.O.O.L.s because, with hideous trends like 80s bubble dresses and blobby unitards and Bai Ling‘s refusal to get a stylist, they’ve clearly got their work cut out for them.
