Actually it’s an MP3 player. But the Asono Mica doubles as an extremely fashion-forward necklace (so forward we hear — or maybe we made it up — that the brilliant Norwegians behind this glamorous design are working on adding the power to Beam Me Up for Mica 2.0!). With four Soviet-like colors to choose from, you just know this baby will be sweeping the nation faster than you can say iPod Mini. Also doubles as a faux stun gun in a pinch.
